His Real Name Was Marion Robert Mitchell Morrison, But That Takes a Lot Longer to Say Than John Wayne, and Scheduling Is Tight Enough Already; and Isn’t It Ironic That His Statue is Planted in Santa Ana, Named After the General Who Killed His On-Screen Persona

 

Photo: Denis M

Photo: Denis M

They named an airport

after a pre-law major

who’d learned to say “ain’t”.

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